September 2009
60 posts
Apparently, if you live in Bothell you get free chocolate chip cookies on Sunday Night. I was not aware of this.
Apparently when I eat cereal for Breakfast, I get hungry again like 2 hours later.
Apparently the only way to get me to de-friend you on Facebook is to speak highly of meeting Glenn Beck.
I don’t have much to add to this. Just follow the link, listen to the two audio clips Shannon provided, and smile.
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Football and moving football and moving
Squatting in my sister’s house on stolen wireless internet. I’m sorry Palmer, but your wireless is unsecure
About to male my way to beautiful luxurious Bothell. Ramona loves car trips
This move is really kicking my ass now. Gonna have to hulk up!
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This has to be made up, right? Or just some kind of weird Herzog humor. I dunno.
“The Rogue Film School will not teach anything technical related to film-making. For this purpose, please enroll at your local film school.”
If you’ve got some free time in Spring 2010, you could do worse than apply to Werner Herzog’s Rogue Film School ($1450 plus expenses), a 3-day seminar that “is...
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What have you been doing Troy?
Despite a Q13 “investigative” report, featuring video of a different coffee hut’s bikini barista dropping her bikini bottom for the change from a $20, the owner of Everett’s Grab-N-Go says the sting and subsequent prostitution charges are untrue, and are due to some Everett police having “romantically pursued the...
Wow, not much going on at work today, think I’m going to take the afternoon off to continue packing.
Holy crap! Listening to Iron Maiden puts me in a great mood.
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I called this!
What would you do if you learned that the greatest moment in Cincinnati Bengals history was a lie? Well, didn’t the “coincidence” of three Bengal fans scoring front row tickets at Lambeau on Sunday seem too good to be true? How did they get those coveted seats anyway? Well, it seems that a certain showboating wide receiver purchased them on their...
Headline of the Year
It’s the Springsteen’s 60th, I for one will be listening to Born to Run on an endless loop.
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wow, this must be attended.
You’ve probably heard by now that Dan Aykroyd will be in Seattle next week promoting his Crystal Head Vodka. Aykroyd also distributes Patron tequila and operates a winery. We’d like to offer some perspective—while it’s a little weird that the SNL alum is involved in distillery, it’s fairly common for actors and filmmakers of a certain...
It’s all up in the air, and the goggles, they do nothing!
Breakfast at the crepetorium hot damn
I had Yakisoba (with a generous dose of Sriracha) for breakfast
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This is a pretty cool idea too, I’d like to see them incorporate Pink Floyd imagery into a game like they did with the Beatles, that would be cool, until you got about halfway through shine on you crazy diamond, and started wondering where it all went wrong.
Despite how some musicians feel about music ‘n’ rhythm games, Pink Floyd drummer (and part-time T-Zero...
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Herzog says the most awesome things.
“It does not bespeak great wisdom to call the film The Bad Lieutenant, and I only agreed to make the film after William (Billy) Finkelstein, the screenwriter, who had seen a film of the same name from the early nineties, had given me a solemn oath that this was not a remake at all. But the film industry has its own rationale, which in this case...
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These FJM takedowns today are pretty amazing, I liked this line “I will text message your MySpace vlog and lol cats to the bit torrent meme!”
Steroids steroids steroids, you crazy son of a bitch. What have you gone and done now? You’ve made Gene Wojciechowski write this little bit of insanity. First you ruin baseball, and now you’re ruining sportswriting....
I had a bagel for breakfast.
GW is in Portland until Friday, I would play sad records until she returns, but I packed all the damn records already.
It’s a full stop on the condo I was attempting to purchase, details not too interesting, still moving though, start looking at apts tomorrow
I’m glad I didn’t sell my microwave, that’s for sure. I love that magnificent bastard.
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Tough pill to swallow, but this article is right, Conan is too stif and mugging for the camera as much as possible. I’d rather watch Jimmy Fallon at this point.
From world affairs to entertainment, business to fashion, crime to society, Vanity Fair is a cultural catalyst that drives the popular dialogue globally.
If I am temp. homeless that means I get to move in with my sis and B-i-L for a week, now THAT sounds like a sitcom.
I imagine we’ll have an episode where we divide the entire house in half and someone will not be able to get to the bathroom
I think that the episode will all end with us enjoying a freshly baked pie.
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This article only noteworthy for use of the phrase ‘drunk as boiled owls’ Now that is something worth incorporating into your vocabulary.
How bad has crime become in Baltimore now that The Wire is off the air? Hooligans pilfered a three-foot high aluminum number “8” from Camden Yards last week. Now no one in the city can count to nine. Sadly, this was the...
Diggin these MNF throwbacks jerseys Refs in orange
Phew, just came up with a moving plan in case I am briefly left homeless next month. HINT: It involves Little Debbie Snack Cakes.
New Katamari Game for PS3 comes out next week, and boy are my arms tired.
I just thought about how maybe the dutch oven is maybe the worst thing you can do to a person or animal
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BTW, the Sunbreak is great overall, but I love this quote from Melvin van Peebles ““As we came out of the theater, the lights on the Champs-Elysées had just come up. Everyone was applauding me, telling me what a genius I was. But I didn’t have a way home,” He laughs. “I was in the fucking middle of the Champs-Elysées; can’t speak a word of French; I’ve got three cans of film,...
Free sandwich today, yard sale tomorrow, this is like the best 48 hours of my life! I’m on cloud nine yeaaaaaaaah
I guess we’d be buying Rolling Rock anyway, which is owned by that giant beverage conglomerate too, but Bud OG is a nice once a year thing.
The idea for tonight’s game is, since Budweiser spends so much on entertaining advertising, that we will buy some of their beer.
HOLY CRAP! Gonna watch some football tonight! Just gotta figure out where…
Probably will stick to Session the rest of the season along with coffee for the early games.
Here’s a link to the post of our AMAZING yardsale this Saturday http://tiny.cc/UmbCb
Look at this SCRUMPTIOUS YARD SALE!
I learned from Mad Men that Peggy is short for Magaret. I should probably look up why this is so.
Margaret is like the bee knees of nicknames, Gretchen is short for Margaret too, GW told me that. I feel like Larry King right now.
Apparently Margaret is shortened to Maggie which is shortened to Meg which was just randomly decided by some Scots to be changed to Peggie
In hindsight, neither should Grandpa Gene.
I also witnessed Grandpa Gene salting ice cream, which I tried with sea salt, it was good, however, I should not be eating ice cream.
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“The day I weigh 200 pounds is the day I’m inside a coffin”
Don’t expect to see Ichiro ever assume Ken Griffey Jr.’s 2009 role with the Mariners of part-time DH and bench cut-up.
“I would much rather play in a game where I don’t get any hits or play in a game where I make an error than not play,” Ichiro told ESPN’s Jim Caple....